To Be 6 Again...
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for herBirthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a M cDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'
The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
I can finally say "I'm busy"
It's been long time! For those of you who don't know I FINALLY got a job. I'm a window cleaner, and it's been really fun, and busy around the house, it's taking sometime to get use to the new schedule. I'm just very happy that I have something to do now, instead of just waiting for something to happen, since baby's aren't coming. The extra cash does help too! So that's why I haven't been blogging, my house hasn't been so clean anymore....whaa!
Anyway, I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day! I hope I do too, I don't know what Cameron has planned for me. But I'm sure it'll be GREAT!
Anyway, I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day! I hope I do too, I don't know what Cameron has planned for me. But I'm sure it'll be GREAT!
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